Holiday jokes

Level:

Intermediate

Category:

Grammar Exercises

Group:

Miscellaneous

Please select the correct answer for each blank:

 
 

1 - I never take a holiday in case my ______ finds out that I don't do anything.

a - tide
b - free trip back
c - boss
d - Scotch tape
e - outside toilet
 

2 - My cousin won a free trip to Australia. Now she's out there trying to win a ______ .

a - exhausted
b - drive-in theater
c - last resort
d - tide
e - free trip back
 

3 - I went on holiday to forget everything. When I opened my ______ , I discovered I had.

a - boss
b - tide
c - suitcase
d - Scotch tape
e - walk out
 

4 - It's a really boring place. One day the ______ went out and never came back.

a - suitcase
b - tide
c - outside toilet
d - walk out
e - Scotch tape
 

5 - I met my husband when I wanted to buy a holiday. He was the ______ .

a - boss
b - exhausted
c - outside toilet
d - last resort
e - walk out
 
 

6 - The plane was so old that it had an ______ .

a - outside toilet
b - suitcase
c - tide
d - walk out
e - Scotch tape
 

7 - A holiday is something that turns someone who is tired into someone who is ______ .

a - walk out
b - last resort
c - exhausted
d - suitcase
e - boss
 

8 - However bad the in-flight movie is, don't ______ .

a - tide
b - outside toilet
c - Scotch tape
d - drive-in theater
e - walk out
 

9 - I took a cheap charter flight. There was no in-flight movie. Instead the pilot flew low over a ______.

a - free trip back
b - last resort
c - tide
d - exhausted
e - drive-in theater
 

10 - The flight was so cheap that we had to fasten our ______ on take off.

a - Scotch tape
b - suitcase
c - boss
d - drive-in theater
e - walk out
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