Holiday jokes

Level:

Intermediate

Category:

Grammar Exercises

Group:

Miscellaneous

Please select the correct answer for each blank:

 
 

1 - However bad the in-flight movie is, don't ______ .

a - drive-in theater
b - walk out
c - free trip back
d - outside toilet
e - tide
 

2 - I never take a holiday in case my ______ finds out that I don't do anything.

a - last resort
b - drive-in theater
c - exhausted
d - Scotch tape
e - boss
 

3 - I met my husband when I wanted to buy a holiday. He was the ______ .

a - exhausted
b - drive-in theater
c - last resort
d - Scotch tape
e - suitcase
 

4 - I took a cheap charter flight. There was no in-flight movie. Instead the pilot flew low over a ______.

a - last resort
b - boss
c - exhausted
d - walk out
e - drive-in theater
 

5 - A holiday is something that turns someone who is tired into someone who is ______ .

a - exhausted
b - walk out
c - drive-in theater
d - boss
e - outside toilet
 
 

6 - I went on holiday to forget everything. When I opened my ______ , I discovered I had.

a - free trip back
b - suitcase
c - last resort
d - exhausted
e - boss
 

7 - My cousin won a free trip to Australia. Now she's out there trying to win a ______ .

a - free trip back
b - tide
c - Scotch tape
d - outside toilet
e - boss
 

8 - It's a really boring place. One day the ______ went out and never came back.

a - exhausted
b - boss
c - drive-in theater
d - suitcase
e - tide
 

9 - The plane was so old that it had an ______ .

a - boss
b - drive-in theater
c - outside toilet
d - suitcase
e - Scotch tape
 

10 - The flight was so cheap that we had to fasten our ______ on take off.

a - exhausted
b - last resort
c - free trip back
d - tide
e - Scotch tape
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