George Woolard's Jokes with 'so ... that'

Level:

Intermediate

Category:

Grammar Exercises

Group:

Miscellaneous

Please select the best answer for each of the questions below:

 
 

1 - My hair is so wavy that

a - he has to sleep with his head in a safe.
b - the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park.
c - to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance.
d - the tide went out one day and never came back.
e - people get seasick just looking at me.
 

2 - My sister is so thin that

a - the doctor was too afraid to slap me.
b - the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park.
c - he has to sleep with his head in a safe.
d - I have to screw my hat on.
e - they have to put sun cream on their tongues.
 

3 - In Spain the melons are so big that

a - the tide went out one day and never came back.
b - you can hollow them out and use them as houses.
c - they have to put sun cream on their tongues.
d - people get seasick just looking at me.
e - they can train men to throw them fish three times a day.
 

4 - I have so many wrinkles on my forehead that

a - I have to screw my hat on.
b - he has to sleep with his head in a safe.
c - people get seasick just looking at me.
d - the tide went out one day and never came back.
e - to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance.
 

5 - The people in my village talk so much that

a - to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance.
b - the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park.
c - I have to screw my hat on.
d - you can hollow them out and use them as houses.
e - they have to put sun cream on their tongues.
 
 

6 - The holiday resort was so dull that

a - they can train men to throw them fish three times a day.
b - I have to screw my hat on.
c - the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park.
d - the tide went out one day and never came back.
e - he has to sleep with his head in a safe.
 

7 - The Holton Hotel is so tall that

a - to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance.
b - the tide went out one day and never came back.
c - they have to put sun cream on their tongues.
d - people get seasick just looking at me.
e - they can train men to throw them fish three times a day.
 

8 - Dolphins are so clever that

a - I have to screw my hat on.
b - people get seasick just looking at me.
c - they have to put sun cream on their tongues.
d - they can train men to throw them fish three times a day.
e - he has to sleep with his head in a safe.
 

9 - My father has so many gold teeth that

a - people get seasick just looking at me.
b - he has to sleep with his head in a safe.
c - they have to put sun cream on their tongues.
d - I have to screw my hat on.
e - the tide went out one day and never came back.
 

10 - I was so big when I was born that

a - the doctor was too afraid to slap me.
b - the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park.
c - you can hollow them out and use them as houses.
d - to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance.
e - they have to put sun cream on their tongues.
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